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Adrian Beltre is awesome - Bluebird Banter
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Enjoy this supercut of Adrian Beltre having his head rubbed (and
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Thanks, Adrian Beltre
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10 things to know about Adrian Beltre, including proof he's one of
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Just because Adrian Beltre reached 3,000 hits doesn't mean you can
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[MLB] Adrián Beltré was a prolific all-around player. Beltré was the
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This look of terror is why you should never touch Adrian Beltre's
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Mariners History: Examining the Adrian Beltre Deal
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Adrian Beltre slugs solo homer, teammates rush to pat his head
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Adrian Beltre Head-Touching Music Video
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Adrián Beltré retired, so let's appreciate his wondrous career
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Adrian Beltre cup-checks Adam Jones as a reminder to never touch
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Never a dull dugout with Adrian Beltre and Elvis Andrus around
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Houston Astros mascot goes for Adrian Beltre's head (Photo)
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Adrian Beltre drives Rangers in pursuit of World Series ring